According to the Onondaga story of creation, the Earth rests on the back of the Great Turtle. And the Great Turtle rests on the back of a Tweet, and that Tweet in turn rests on the back of a larger Tweet, and that pretty much ends it because Tweets can only get so large. So... Continue Reading →
The staff here at MojoFiction has provided a lot of high-quality life advice to our readers over the years. We explained why your man hasn't proposed (it's not him, it's you), we provided practical dating advice that every guy needs to know (such as: dont' date), and we offered irrefutable proof that men are smarter... Continue Reading →
Just to cover our rear ends legally, DraftKings.com probably had nothing to do with this. Thank you. Ah, fall. That time of year when thoughts turn to college football for some inexplicable, and possibly evil reason that we can't figure out because the staff here at MojoFiction is not particularly interested in college football because... Continue Reading →
So, this really all started when the infamous Ashley Madison website was hacked and MojoFiction immediately thought, "Uh-oh," because thinking, "Neat!" just seemed counter-productive. Naturally, we didn't want to be blackmailed by international computer-nerds who obviously failed to land a tryst on the website, and we certainly didn't want our profile made public. After all,... Continue Reading →
MojoFiction doesn't often report on the beautiful game. No, not Settlers of Catan, we were referring to soccer, or, for those of you still living in the past: Football That's Not American Football. MojoFiction lives in Chicagoland which, like Disneyland, is a magical place where management keeps raising the prices so a soda costs $9.95.... Continue Reading →
Whatever you do, don't Tweet this. Keep it secret, keep it safe. See, we here at MojoFiction have discovered secret, advanced smart-blogging technology that the big companies don't want you to know about. Wondering why your shares of Apple stock have been plummeting? This might be it. Wondering why Amazon's stock price keeps going up?... Continue Reading →
This may be just a little politically incorrect... Believe it or not, this all started at the water cooler. Water cooler talk is a time-honored American tradition, like paying women less than men for doing the same job, or telling your wife that you'd love to spend the day at the mall when, in fact,... Continue Reading →
We here at MojoFiction are pretty manly, as you already know (because we keep telling you). So, last week, while we were a little bored, we toured our house looking for manly repairs to make, such as restocking our supply of Doritos, which were running low, and expertly replacing the toilet paper roll in the... Continue Reading →
Ever have one of those moments where you bring up Internet Explorer, type in a web address, and instead of taking you to the website it brings up a Bing search? You double-check your browser and see that, yes, you typed in the address correctly? Well, there must be something wrong with you because that has never... Continue Reading →
We here at MojoFiction recently decided to throw our hat into the presidential race. You probably saw the announcement on the popular cable news channel, C-SPAN 5 en Español. Anyway, with the NSA's advanced brain-scanning techniques (what, you didn't know? Don't worry, they already knew that you didn't know), we have decided that complete transparency is the only way to go until they... Continue Reading →
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