Apparently, in Egyptian antiquity (that's, like, "way back" for all you regular folks) there was the occasional woman ruler. I know, right? Totally crazy. Everyone knows that kings are dudes and that takes care of that. On the other hand, the washing machine hadn't been invented yet so what else did a woman have to... Continue Reading →
In Which MojoFiction Attends a Minor League Hockey Game
We here at MojoFiction have blogged about our many incredible adventures over the years. Such as: That time we were stranded on Mars and had to use pure science to turn the Mars Rover into a Black Label skateboard and absolutely shred the Victoria crater, nailing the universe's first interplanetary nosebone. Like a boss. Or:... Continue Reading →
Poorly Drawn Lines (a book review)
I'm not sure it's fair to classify this as a book review. Poorly Drawn Lines is really a web comic that became so good that its midichlorian count flew off the charts and it became self-aware, resulting in the spontaneous conception of a physical publication that manifested itself in my local Barnes and Noble. Whether... Continue Reading →
The Rosetta Codex (a book review)
Science Fiction is similar to fantasy; it usually requires some kind of world-building. But where fantasy world-building is often filled with intrigue and mystery, I've found some science fiction to be overly expository, which can be dull or lead to really long books. In The Rosetta Codex, author Richard Paul Russo skews in-depth world-building in... Continue Reading →
USERNAME: EVIE (a book review)
First of all, I should point out that Username: Evie is a graphic novel. Occasionally, the talented, and extremely attractive, people at MojoFiction make me read graphic novels. That's okay, though, because I like comic books in their collected format. I love reading and I love art, so that's a no-brainer. But I've grown tired... Continue Reading →
Remember When Twitter’s Annual Revenues Were Slightly Less Than the Previous Fiscal Year and It Caused the Sun to Expand and Annihilate the Earth?
According to the Onondaga story of creation, the Earth rests on the back of the Great Turtle. And the Great Turtle rests on the back of a Tweet, and that Tweet in turn rests on the back of a larger Tweet, and that pretty much ends it because Tweets can only get so large. So... Continue Reading →
God is a Bears Fan, and Other Questions Answered
The staff here at MojoFiction has provided a lot of high-quality life advice to our readers over the years. We explained why your man hasn't proposed (it's not him, it's you), we provided practical dating advice that every guy needs to know (such as: dont' date), and we offered irrefutable proof that men are smarter... Continue Reading →
MojoFiction: Brought To You By DraftKings.com
Just to cover our rear ends legally, DraftKings.com probably had nothing to do with this. Thank you. Ah, fall. That time of year when thoughts turn to college football for some inexplicable, and possibly evil reason that we can't figure out because the staff here at MojoFiction is not particularly interested in college football because... Continue Reading →
BLUE RIDGE, BLACK HEART (a book review)
Novel by Geraldine Powell Morgan Pike is a private investigator. She should be a defense attorney, protecting the rights of her occasionally innocent, but usually guilty, clientele for hundreds of dollars an hour. Unfortunately, seeing her law license suspended for 4 years has taken her down another road. Now she spends much of her time... Continue Reading →
Zombie Turtles on Ashley Madison Wonder What’s Worse, Pot or Alcohol
So, this really all started when the infamous Ashley Madison website was hacked and MojoFiction immediately thought, "Uh-oh," because thinking, "Neat!" just seemed counter-productive. Naturally, we didn't want to be blackmailed by international computer-nerds who obviously failed to land a tryst on the website, and we certainly didn't want our profile made public. After all,... Continue Reading →