Now that the NFL regular season is over, let's look back on the Chicago Bears with a story: Earlier this year, the generous staff here at MojoFiction decided that the best way to celebrate our son's twelfth birthday was to take him out to his first NFL football game. Since we live in Chicagoland, we... Continue Reading →
2-for-1! No refunds. You bought it. ADONIS We hate to brag, but we work out, and we're really good at it, especially lifting stuff and pressing benches. It's hard to see on a blog but take our word for it, we look fantastic. We wanted to post a picture, but WordPress warned us that the... Continue Reading →
The staff at MojoFiction recently decided to fly to San Antonio to visit our brother. It was his wife's birthday and you have to celebrate family occasions. Here is what we learned: 1. Don't sit in the back row of the Airplane – We knew we couldn't recline our seat, but we were willing... Continue Reading →
Is there anything better than youth baseball? If you said "A Jim Beam and Coke and the next season of Game of Thrones," stop reading right now and go home and rethink your life. Game of Thrones is clearly a wine-drinker's show because it's the only time your wife will let you break out that... Continue Reading →
MojoFiction's son is officially entering middle school. This brings a tear to our eye. A tear of joy, as the young man is that much closer to getting a job and spending his own money and not ours. But last Thursday was 6th grade orientation, a rite of passage for parents everywhere ever since school officials... Continue Reading →
I honestly planned on reading this book when it first came out, but it turns out I had a root canal that day (probably), and that sidetracked me. Nonetheless, here I am. Growing up, I was weaned on the humor writing on Dave Barry. When he retired, I wasn't sure I could find another writer so... Continue Reading →
If there's anything we here at MojoFiction know about American history, it's that it happened sometime prior to today, probably in the past, where times were simpler yet somehow harder, you had to walk uphill both ways, and the East India Company's new batch of Chai Tea was so overly spiced and undrinkable that a... Continue Reading →
So, there was MojoFiction, a lone Stormtrooper standing atop an ice-encrusted rise on Hoth, surveying the battlefield below. Rebel scum relentlessly assaulted a relentless Imperial defense of an uplink station that could be used to call down Y-Wing bombers, probably relentlessly, to weaken the two AT-AT walkers that lumbered across the ravine in an effort... Continue Reading →
We here at MojoFiction have blogged about our many incredible adventures over the years. Such as: That time we were stranded on Mars and had to use pure science to turn the Mars Rover into a Black Label skateboard and absolutely shred the Victoria crater, nailing the universe's first interplanetary nosebone. Like a boss. Or:... Continue Reading →
I'm not sure it's fair to classify this as a book review. Poorly Drawn Lines is really a web comic that became so good that its midichlorian count flew off the charts and it became self-aware, resulting in the spontaneous conception of a physical publication that manifested itself in my local Barnes and Noble. Whether... Continue Reading →
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