It says something about our world that the political and social issues explored in the musical are still relevant.
Miss Saigon – Themes and Misconceptions
2017 Reviewed!
2017 is officially in the rearview mirror, which means it’s that time of year again, when the underworked and overpaid staff here at MojoFiction answer important questions from our readers about things and stuff that happened in the past year. Questions ranged across many subject matters, so we picked the best of the best. On... Continue Reading →
13 Hours (a book review)
“There was no stand down order!” I’ve seen that a lot regarding both the book and the subsequent movie. You know, because everyone was there. But we’ll get to that later. It’s a super-fun topic. First: the book! I’m reviewing this now because certain elections are in the rear-view mirror. The book is clearly meant... Continue Reading →
Black List (a book review)
It’s hard to be an extra-super, over level 9000 secret agent and do your job properly when a double-extra-super-evil omniscient organization with government ties keeps getting in the way by trying to have you eliminated. But it’s just a day in the life of Scot Harvath, counterterrorism agent and all around swell guy. I make... Continue Reading →
People Magazine Accidentally Doesn’t Select MojoFiction
People magazine just released their “Most Beautiful Women of the Year.” Once again MojoFiction is not on the list, leading us to believe that People magazine continues to assume our gender. Our super-manly, beer-chugging, steak-eating, cigar chomping gender. Shame on you, People. Did we assume that “People” only meant human people? No. We are more... Continue Reading →
MojoFiction’s Inconvenient Hairline
Recently, the staff here at MojoFiction heard about this newfangled thing called global warming, which came as a total surprise to us as we gunned our Hummer down Interstate 90 on our way to visit our stock broker to ask about the performance of our oil and gas stock. See, we hadn't been paying attention... Continue Reading →
Remember When Twitter’s Annual Revenues Were Slightly Less Than the Previous Fiscal Year and It Caused the Sun to Expand and Annihilate the Earth?
According to the Onondaga story of creation, the Earth rests on the back of the Great Turtle. And the Great Turtle rests on the back of a Tweet, and that Tweet in turn rests on the back of a larger Tweet, and that pretty much ends it because Tweets can only get so large. So... Continue Reading →
MojoFiction: Brought To You By DraftKings.com
Just to cover our rear ends legally, DraftKings.com probably had nothing to do with this. Thank you. Ah, fall. That time of year when thoughts turn to college football for some inexplicable, and possibly evil reason that we can't figure out because the staff here at MojoFiction is not particularly interested in college football because... Continue Reading →
Zombie Turtles on Ashley Madison Wonder What’s Worse, Pot or Alcohol
So, this really all started when the infamous Ashley Madison website was hacked and MojoFiction immediately thought, "Uh-oh," because thinking, "Neat!" just seemed counter-productive. Naturally, we didn't want to be blackmailed by international computer-nerds who obviously failed to land a tryst on the website, and we certainly didn't want our profile made public. After all,... Continue Reading →
The Chicago Fire Would Be On Fire If They Weren’t So Not On Fire
MojoFiction doesn't often report on the beautiful game. No, not Settlers of Catan, we were referring to soccer, or, for those of you still living in the past: Football That's Not American Football. MojoFiction lives in Chicagoland which, like Disneyland, is a magical place where management keeps raising the prices so a soda costs $9.95.... Continue Reading →
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