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Top 10 Dating Tips for Men …From LEGOs
MojoFiction Does the Masters
The last thing golf needs is more excitement. Right? If you've been watching the Masters this week at Augusta National Golf Club, you know what we're talking about. Between the internet cats hiding in Rae's Creek...: And the sand alligators: And the beautiful hole 12 in Amen Corner, aptly named "Venus Fly Trap": ...we think the Masters... Continue Reading →
CHICAGO: OFFICIAL CITY OF PEOPLE IN CHICAGO
We here at MojoFiction have been off the grid for several months now, and while we may or may not ever explain why, we knew we needed to come up for air when we saw this on the internet: Ah, corporate branding. Is there nowhere it can’t reach? Nothing it can’t do? These images above... Continue Reading →
Riding the METRA Train (or: Subliminal Messages?)
The relationship between Metra passengers and conductors here in Chicagoland has never been pretty. We've seen some serious arguments and we've seen passengers thrown off the train (not while it was moving...). During the holidays, people tend to be better behaved. Today, the hard-working staff at MojoFiction traveled by train to the city and everything... Continue Reading →
Long Day’s Journey to a Job Interview
This all started yesterday. Thanks to the miracle of hard water deposits, MojoFiction's top-secret headquarters needed a new water heater. We knew we needed a new water heater because the old one told us so by emptying its contents onto the floor in a slow, but deliberate fashion. Like how a dog lets you know... Continue Reading →
Jack Reacher and the Case of the Plug-and-Play Plot
In the fall of 2014, five deep-cover, serial-thriller agents met at a black site located somewhere in the Rocky Mountains. Their mission was top secret. The only record of the meeting was assembled by the apparent target of their operation: author Stuart Woods. After discovering his main character, Stone Barrington, had gone missing for two... Continue Reading →
Peyton Manning Lifts Us Up Where We Belong
WARNING!!! THIS ARTICLE IS SUPER-MANLY AND MAY RESULT IN CHEST HAIR AND THE COMPLETELY ACCIDENTAL THINKING THAT YOUR WIFE HAS NO IDEA WHAT A CIRCULAR SAW IS. (Normally, you wouldn't think that, but that's what happens when you're feeling manly. She knows this and so she's pretending she doesn't know what a circular thingywhatever is,... Continue Reading →
A Cold and Rainy Night (or: Pencil Noir)
It was one of those nights in Chi-town. You know the kind. The rain taps against the front window of your favorite gin joint while a live singer belts out the blues just a little too loud for the small space, and just a little too blue for the bleary-eyed patrons. The kind of night... Continue Reading →
JOHNNY HIRO (a graphic novel review)
We here at MojoFiction are always looking out for the next big thing, that next cultural phenomenon that's destined to influence tomorrow's generation of young artists and leaders. We do that because we are, of course, cool and hip and young. And by young we mean don't look at the picture on our about page... Continue Reading →
And Now: Breast Cancer Action Month
It’s National Breast Cancer Awareness Month and I am a little confused. Okay, I’m a guy, so maybe that helped. It started with one of those Internet Lists that websites love to put up because they get lots of clicks. This one was on MSN Health and was called: “15 Worst Things You Can Say to... Continue Reading →
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