Starved Rock: Taking Sibling Rivalry to a New Level

You can’t show weakness in front of your brother. You just can’t. Sibling rivalry never ends. Ever. You must always win. And then text everyone in the family telling them about your win. MojoFiction: “Look, Mom, I finished my pizza first.” Mom: “You’re 40.” MojoFiction: “…What’s your point?” Mom: “Stop texting me. And when are... Continue Reading →

Nature Trail of DOOM!

Weird Al Yankovic once recorded a song called "Nature Trail to Hell", a tune about a fictional movie about a group of Cub Scouts going for a hike who are terrorized by over-protective parents who think their kid clearly would have sold more popcorn if the neighbor's brat hadn’t gone to every house in the... Continue Reading →

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