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feminist?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-14T01:08:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2020/05/13/african-samurai-a-book-review/</loc><lastmod>2020-05-14T01:07:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2020/05/03/the-daughter-of-sherlock-holmes-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/daughter-of-sherlock-holmes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daughter of Sherlock Holmes</image:title><image:caption>Hmmm, I wonder what this novel is about....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-03T21:06:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2020/04/23/missions-a-book-review/</loc><lastmod>2020-04-24T04:39:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2019/07/07/the-priory-of-the-orange-tree-a-book-review/</loc><lastmod>2019-07-08T00:53:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2018/11/25/command-authority-a-book-review/</loc><lastmod>2019-06-24T02:38:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2019/06/23/the-promise-a-book-review/</loc><lastmod>2019-06-24T02:28:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2018/11/11/miss-saigon-themes-and-misconceptions/</loc><lastmod>2019-06-04T02:08:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2019/05/05/hue-1968-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/hue-1968.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hue 1968</image:title><image:caption>Encapsulates the entire Vietnam War in one terrible event.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-04T02:07:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2019/06/03/the-graduate-of-eighth-grade/</loc><lastmod>2019-06-04T02:06:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2019/05/27/duty-and-honor-a-book-review/</loc><lastmod>2019-05-27T22:48:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2019/03/25/mrs-sherlock-holmes-a-book-review/</loc><lastmod>2019-03-26T17:02:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2019/03/10/chicago-a-book-review/</loc><lastmod>2019-03-11T01:30:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2019/03/06/saturn-run-a-book-review/</loc><lastmod>2019-03-07T04:10:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2019/02/24/the-lost-island-a-book-review/</loc><lastmod>2019-02-24T22:27:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2019/02/10/the-odyssey-of-echo-company-a-book-review/</loc><lastmod>2019-02-11T02:32:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2019/01/20/andrew-jackson-and-the-miracle-of-new-orleans-a-book-review/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-20T18:36:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2019/01/14/pachinko-a-book-review/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-15T02:52:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2018/11/19/the-lost-city-of-the-monkey-god-a-book-review/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-05T18:30:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2018/12/02/golden-a-book-review/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-05T18:29:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2018/12/09/storm-front-a-book-review/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-05T18:29:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2019/01/05/the-late-show-a-book-review/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-05T18:26:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2018/11/07/mojofiction-does-his-civic-duty/</loc><lastmod>2018-12-10T01:35:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2018/11/04/fury-from-the-tomb-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/fury-from-the-tomb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fury from the Tomb</image:title><image:caption>The way archaeology was meant to be!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-07T03:22:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/03/30/astoria-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/astoria.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Astoria</image:title><image:caption>This probably could have used a complementary color. But everyone likes blue.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-06T02:19:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2018/10/28/indianapolis-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/indianapolis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Indianapolis</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2026-02-26T23:32:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2018/04/10/no-line-on-the-horizon-revisiting-an-almost-masterpiece/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/no-line-on-the-horizon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No Line on the Horizon</image:title><image:caption>Ignore the line...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-21T12:59:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/11/12/mojofiction-judges-america-or-tries-to/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/cook-county-court.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cook County Court</image:title><image:caption>They taxed my Pepsi...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-11T02:09:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/10/11/a-night-on-blizzard-mountain-and-other-useless-information/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/blizzard-mountain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blizzard Mountain</image:title><image:caption>Lots of activities on Blizzard Mountain...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-11T02:08:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/09/13/your-mission-should-you-choose-to-accept-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/top-secret.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Top Secret</image:title><image:caption>Except the parts that do, of course</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-11T02:08:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2018/01/01/2017-reviewed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/2017.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2017</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, we went cheap on the pic this time. The article is cheap, too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-06T02:09:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2018/04/05/the-gray-man-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/the-gray-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Gray Man</image:title><image:caption>There's, like, 20 different covers for this book...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-06T02:06:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2018/03/31/a-trackers-tale-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/a-trackers-tale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a trackers tale</image:title><image:caption>A Tracker's Tale</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-01T18:13:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/short-stories/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/untitled_a_fairy_tale_blog_cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled_a_fairy_tale_blog_cover</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/erotica_for_sports_fans_blog_cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>erotica_for_sports_fans_blog_cover</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/black-dragon-blog-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black-dragon-blog-cover</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/booksellers_06.jpg</image:loc><image:title>booksellers_06</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/booksellers_04.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smashwords</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-20T23:51:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2018/03/11/mayflower-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/mayflower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mayflower</image:title><image:caption>Settlement results may vary...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-11T22:12:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2018/02/01/act-of-war-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/act-of-war.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Act of War</image:title><image:caption>Strangely enough, no actual war.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-02T02:37:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2018/01/28/the-eye-of-heaven-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/the-eye-of-heaven.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Eye of Heaven</image:title><image:caption>It's a jewel or something. I don't know.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-29T03:33:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2018/01/08/the-black-country-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/the-black-country.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Black Country</image:title><image:caption>It's really a full spectrum of grey.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-09T22:28:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/12/10/the-gods-of-guilt-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/the-gods-of-guilt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Gods of Guilt</image:title><image:caption>The power of the jury of your peers</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-11T01:46:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/11/28/the-templars-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/the-templars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Templars</image:title><image:caption>The Hospitallers are cool too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-29T01:18:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/11/20/heartbreak-hotel-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/heartbreak-hotel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heartbreak Hotel</image:title><image:caption>A lot things breaking at that hotel...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T03:08:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/11/08/the-templar-brotherhood-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/templar-brotherhood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Templar Brotherhood</image:title><image:caption>Spoiler alert, the brotherhood is a bunch of dead people at this point.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-09T02:42:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/10/26/monstress-a-comic-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/monstress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Monstress</image:title><image:caption>The art inside is as good as the cover.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-20T17:14:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/10/19/it-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/it.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IT</image:title><image:caption>That's a great book cover.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-21T14:01:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/10/01/nothing-short-of-dying-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/nothing-short-of-dying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nothing Short of Dying</image:title><image:caption>Not sure where the lightning bolt comes from...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-02T00:46:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/09/20/nameless-a-comic-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/nameless.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nameless</image:title><image:caption>Better than calling it "Bob." Who would buy that?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-21T01:07:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/06/28/starved-rock-taking-sibling-rivalry-to-a-new-level/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/starved-rock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Starved Rock</image:title><image:caption>Starved Rock is also a little thirsty...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-14T03:11:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/08/29/the-templar-archive-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/templar-archive.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Templar Archive</image:title><image:caption>Too bad they didn't archive some original ideas</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-30T02:19:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/08/23/dragonlance-chronicles-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dragonlance.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dragonlance</image:title><image:caption>There are a lot more book after these three...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-24T01:11:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/08/09/the-lost-treasure-of-the-templars-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/lost-treasure-of-the-templars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lost Treasure of the Templars</image:title><image:caption>Hint: Still Lost</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-24T02:05:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/07/31/unbreakable-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/unbreakable.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Unbreakable</image:title><image:caption>Okay, so they broke a few things...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-01T00:35:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/07/06/revival-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/revival.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Revival</image:title><image:caption>Revival is novel, in case you weren't sure...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-07T03:08:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/06/05/13-hours-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/13-hours.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13 Hours</image:title><image:caption>Probably felt like a lot longer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-06T01:25:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/01/05/to-read-mojofictions-next-article-press-or-say-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/no-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>no-3</image:title><image:caption>That figures...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-24T02:29:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/01/12/how-china-invented-the-nfl-or-the-state-of-the-chicago-bears/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/soldier-field.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soldier-field</image:title><image:caption>He's smiling because his team is playing the Bears...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/chicago-bears-tennessee-titans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicago-bears-tennessee-titans</image:title><image:caption>Bear down Terracotta Warriors!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-24T02:29:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/01/29/mojofictions-inconvenient-hairline/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hair-loss.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hair-loss</image:title><image:caption>This is going to require government intervention...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-24T02:28:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/04/19/people-magazine-accidently-doesnt-select-mojofiction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/people-magazine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>People Magazine</image:title><image:caption>Let's be honest. It's Famous People magazine.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-24T02:28:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/05/01/the-one-ring-of-love-a-cautionary-engagement-tale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/the-one-engagement-ring.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The One Engagement Ring</image:title><image:caption>Don't look at it! Never look at it!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-24T02:28:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/05/08/cubs-win-in-loss-to-yankees-well-not-the-cubs-but-someone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/chicago-cubs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chicago Cubs</image:title><image:caption>This might not reflect the whole truth...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-24T02:27:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/05/22/the-haunting-on-ruckman-road-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/the-haunting-on-ruckman-road.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Haunting on Ruckman Road</image:title><image:caption>Even the cover is creepy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-23T02:14:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/05/13/threat-vector-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/threat-vector.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Threat Vector</image:title><image:caption>What's your Vector Victor? Never gets old. Ever.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-13T17:03:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2016/11/06/the-tsa-has-a-sense-of-humor-10-things-i-learned-in-san-antonio/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/tsa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TSA</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-09T03:50:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/adobestock_114314327.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Big hand - deconstruct</image:title><image:caption>an unwinding experience</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/portrait.jpg</image:loc><image:title>portrait</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, that receding hairline is just ... awesome.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/staring.jpg</image:loc><image:title>staring</image:title><image:caption>Staring into the distance ... because it's cool.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-02T02:36:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/04/30/ransom-for-the-stars-the-last-supra-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/ransom-for-the-stars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ransom for the Stars</image:title><image:caption>Don't judge a book by its' cover! Seriously, stop judging...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-01T03:44:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/04/25/black-list-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/black-list.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Black List</image:title><image:caption>It's the Black and Blue List ... for the bad guys!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-25T16:30:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2016/09/01/youth-baseball-steals-home-almost/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/youth-baseball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Youth Baseball</image:title><image:caption>This kid kept stepping in front of the camera and pulling the auto-focus...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-20T00:52:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2016/08/21/tales-from-6th-grade-orientation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/6th-grade-orientation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6th grade orientation</image:title><image:caption>Sure. We'll just follow you then...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-20T00:52:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/04/17/moriarty-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/moriarty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Moriarty</image:title><image:caption>We didn't add that blood splatter...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-18T01:23:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/02/01/hero-of-the-empire-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/hero-of-the-empire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hero-of-the-empire</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-03T21:55:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/01/24/the-crossing-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/the-crossing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-crossing</image:title><image:caption>The title has several meanings...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-25T04:20:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/01/17/locked-on-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/locked-on.jpg</image:loc><image:title>locked-on</image:title><image:caption>You are now locked on to this review!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-18T04:04:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/01/09/ruin-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ruin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ruin</image:title><image:caption>Ruin doesn't begin to describe the carnage</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-10T04:23:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2017/01/02/the-lives-of-tao-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lives-of-tao.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lives-of-tao</image:title><image:caption>They've used ALL my likenesses. Without permission...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-03-07T13:05:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2016/09/13/never-go-back-by-marla-bradeen-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/las-vegas-mystery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>las-vegas-mystery</image:title><image:caption>That should probably include the scene of the crime...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-14T15:12:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2016/08/25/never-go-back-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/never-go-back.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Never Go Back</image:title><image:caption>Of course, you have to go back to figure out why you shouldn't...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-26T03:10:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2016/05/23/it-hurts-so-good-a-star-wars-battlefront-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/battlefront.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Battlefront</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/battlefront_alt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Battlefront_alt</image:title><image:caption>The redshirt didn't even bother to beam down for this one....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-21T23:35:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2016/06/02/the-marquis-de-lafayette-gets-annoyed-by-mojofiction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/lafayette-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lafayette 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/lafayette-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lafayette 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/marquis-de-lafayette.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marquis de Lafayette</image:title><image:caption>Can he look any more French?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hero-walk-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hero walk 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hero-walk-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hero walk 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hero-walk-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hero walk 3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-21T23:34:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2016/08/08/humor-at-the-speed-of-life-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/humor-at-the-speed-of-life.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Humor at the Speed of Life</image:title><image:caption>Glows in the dark for your protection</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-19T13:38:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2016/07/07/twisted-magics-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/twisted-magics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twisted Magics</image:title><image:caption> </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-08T03:54:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2016/07/04/valor-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/valor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valor</image:title><image:caption>Valor ... Valour? I am American, therefore, I am annoyed by this.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-04T16:01:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2016/06/25/one-mile-under-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/one-mile-under.jpg</image:loc><image:title>One Mile Under</image:title><image:caption>Strangely, the title doesn't really reflect the subject</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-25T13:04:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2016/06/17/batgirl-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/batgirl1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Batgirl</image:title><image:caption>If they ever publish "Batdog," I'm done.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-17T19:17:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2016/05/25/malice-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/malice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Malice</image:title><image:caption>It's a fairly brutal novel...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-26T03:41:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/07/26/mojofiction-now-with-advanced-blogging-technology/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/smart-tube-technology.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smart-tube technology</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/technology.jpg</image:loc><image:title>technology</image:title><image:caption>Blog smarter, not harder...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-24T04:28:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/08/26/zombie-turtles-on-ashley-madison-wonder-whats-worse-pot-or-alcohol/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/turtle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turtle</image:title><image:caption>They're very discreet turtles...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-24T04:28:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/09/11/mojofiction-brought-to-you-by-draftkings-com/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/draft-kings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>draft kings</image:title><image:caption>It's football season, let's talk about gambling!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-24T04:27:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/10/04/god-is-a-bears-fan-and-other-questions-answered/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/god-is-a-bears-fan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>God is a Bears Fan</image:title><image:caption>We bet they win right after we post this...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-24T04:27:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/10/14/remember-when-twitters-annual-revenues-were-slightly-less-than-the-previous-fiscal-year-and-it-caused-the-sun-to-expand-and-annihilate-the-earth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/armageddon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>armageddon</image:title><image:caption>#Tweetageddon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tweet-of-the-covenant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tweet of the covenant</image:title><image:caption>#TweetOfTheCovenant</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/twitter-turtle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twitter Turtle</image:title><image:caption>a mystery lost to time...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-24T04:27:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2016/01/04/in-which-mojofiction-attends-a-minor-league-hockey-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/chicago-wolves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chicago Wolves</image:title><image:caption>The question is, what are they hungry for?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-24T04:26:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2016/02/19/the-lost-key-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/the-lost-key.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Lost Key</image:title><image:caption>Lost? Or purposely misplaced?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/love1.png</image:loc><image:title>LOVE</image:title><image:caption>And we're not afraid to show it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-19T12:39:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/07/28/the-chicago-fire-would-be-on-fire-if-they-werent-so-not-on-fire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/chicago-fire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicago fire</image:title><image:caption>It's hot! ...No, wait, it's cold.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-05T04:21:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/12/21/poorly-drawn-lines-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/poorly-drawn-lines.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poorly Drawn Lines</image:title><image:caption>Poorly drawn or perfectly expressive?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-22T04:02:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/12/03/the-rosetta-codex-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/rosetta-codex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rosetta Codex</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-04T03:19:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/11/30/username-evie-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/username-evie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Username Evie</image:title><image:caption>MojoFiction may have added some special effects...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-01T04:27:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/09/08/blue-ridge-black-heart-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/blue-ridge-black-heart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blue Ridge Black Heart</image:title><image:caption>The real book cover doesn't fade out...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-09T02:23:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/08/24/the-water-travelers-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/water-travelers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Water Travelers</image:title><image:caption>Better than the freeway...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-25T16:12:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/06/10/that-sinking-feeling-a-pre-fathers-day-tale-of-manliness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/kitchen-sink-frontpage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kitchen-sink-frontpage</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-27T02:48:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/07/19/labyrinth-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/labyrinth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Labyrinth</image:title><image:caption>Pretty good. You know, if you like books.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-20T02:44:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/06/30/hope-solo-can-beat-me-up-anytime-and-other-water-cooler-musings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/water-cooler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>water cooler</image:title><image:caption>The water cooler wasn't working anyway...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-01T04:10:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/05/26/invasion-of-the-bing-searches-in-3d/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bing-small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bing small</image:title><image:caption>This would never happen on a Mac...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bing-popular.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bing popular</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bing-really-popular.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bing really popular</image:title><image:caption>These are only regular popular</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-10T17:39:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/05/11/in-which-we-fix-govt-transparency/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/nsa-spying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NSA Spying</image:title><image:caption>Uh oh, they  know!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mojofiction-seal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mojofiction seal</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-26T15:22:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/03/18/chicago-official-city-of-people-in-chicago/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/official-lottery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>official lottery</image:title><image:caption>Official drain on my wallet...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/delay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>delay</image:title><image:caption>Don't worry, the Blackhawks always find behind, too...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/implant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>implant</image:title><image:caption>Implant your team spirit!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/soccer-team.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soccer team</image:title><image:caption>We'd watch soccer, but there's no legalized betting...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/white-space.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white space</image:title><image:caption>Turns out, your whiteboard has a favorite team.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/scandal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scandal</image:title><image:caption>Funny thing -  it's true!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/branding_homepagpe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>branding_homepagpe</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-13T17:48:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/04/22/top-10-dating-tips-for-men/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/radioactive1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Radioactive</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/dating_frontpage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dating_frontpage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/caveman1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Caveman</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/ninja.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ninja</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/future-soldier.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Future Soldier</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/farmer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Farmer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/droid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Droid</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/boyfriend.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crazy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/batman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Batman</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/bagpipe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bagpipe</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-11T20:47:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/05/08/life-itself-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/life-itself.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Life Itself</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-08T20:32:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/04/10/mojofiction-does-the-masters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/raes-creek1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Raes Creek</image:title><image:caption>Soon...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/sand-alligator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sand alligator</image:title><image:caption>Mine!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/fly-trap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fly trap</image:title><image:caption>He was going to bogey anyway.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/the-masters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Masters</image:title><image:caption>It's a Titleist.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-04T14:55:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/conact-mojofiction/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-21T03:00:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/04/17/anti-social-media-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/social-media.jpg</image:loc><image:title>social media</image:title><image:caption>All publicity is good publicity...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-19T22:04:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2015/04/08/the-keeper-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/the-keeper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Keeper</image:title><image:caption>Good title, but is the story a keeper?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-09T04:54:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/10/31/goodreads-reviews-an-update-and-some-thoughts-on-writing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/mojo-sign.png</image:loc><image:title>mojo-sign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/goodreads-ratings-small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goodreads-ratings-small</image:title><image:caption>It's really 4.55, but who's counting?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-18T17:35:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/12/22/riding-the-metra-train-or-subliminal-messages/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/metra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>metra</image:title><image:caption>We shouldn't have to point this out to you...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-22T22:16:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/12/11/long-days-journey-to-a-job-interview/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/chicago-jobs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chicago-Jobs</image:title><image:caption>The Chicago job market is bleak...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-11T23:36:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/11/27/the-river-bride-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/the-river-bride.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-river-bride</image:title><image:caption>Serene from a distance...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-27T17:19:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/11/16/suspect-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/suspect.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suspect</image:title><image:caption>One guess what the dog is looking at. Ha ha! You were wrong!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-16T17:18:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/11/13/on-racism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/forest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Forest for the Trees</image:title><image:caption>There's a forest around here somewhere...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-13T21:07:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/11/03/the-king-of-sports-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/the-king-of-sports.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-king-of-sports</image:title><image:caption>Pick a subtitle, any subtitle...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/hugo-boss-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hugo-boss-pic</image:title><image:caption>You can see me reflected in the glass ... no, I'm not wearing Hugo Boss</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-03T22:33:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/05/04/the-girl-from-i-t-a-new-novel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/goodreads-badge-read-reviews.png</image:loc><image:title>goodreads-badge-read-reviews</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-31T18:23:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/10/28/jack-reacher-and-the-case-of-the-plug-and-play-plot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jack-reacher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jack-Reacher</image:title><image:caption>Don't worry, that's bad-guy blood.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-28T20:01:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/10/22/virginias-ghost-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/virginias-ghost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>virginias-ghost</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-22T16:50:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/the-girl-from-i-t/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/the_girl_from_it_cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The_Girl_from_IT_cover</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/booksellers_02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>booksellers_02</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-20T13:39:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/10/20/peyton-manning-lifts-us-up-where-we-belong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/peyton-manning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peyton-Manning</image:title><image:caption>Where eagles fly...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-20T13:22:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/10/15/a-cold-and-rainy-night-or-pencil-noir/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/noir.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Noir</image:title><image:caption>Pencil Noir</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-15T17:51:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/10/09/johnny-hiro-a-graphic-novel-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/johnny-hiro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Johnny-Hiro</image:title><image:caption>It's as charming as it looks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-09T20:02:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/10/05/doorways-home-book-two-of-the-spirit-oaks-gift-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/doorways-home.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doorways-home</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-05T14:08:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/10/01/the-problem-with-breast-cancer-awareness-month/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/breast-cancer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>breast-cancer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-01T17:53:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/09/05/the-black-dragon-two-short-stories/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/black-dragon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black-dragon</image:title><image:caption>Does not feature actual dragons...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-29T20:15:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/09/24/in-which-we-try-to-fix-baseball-and-done/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/baseball-fixed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baseball-fixed</image:title><image:caption>Probably not fixed ... Patched up?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-24T22:20:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/09/23/television-is-a-harsh-mistress/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/nbc_bears.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NBC_Bears</image:title><image:caption>Primetime baby!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-23T23:44:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/09/16/an-apple-a-day-will-give-you-u2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/u2-apple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>U2-Apple</image:title><image:caption>Who through that thing?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/secret-code.jpg</image:loc><image:title>secret-code</image:title><image:caption>This code also works to hack into Google...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-17T03:57:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/09/10/september-bells-are-ringing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/macys_christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Macys_christmas</image:title><image:caption>acy's department store? Very suspicious...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-17T06:33:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/08/11/dog-days-on-being-unemployed-in-the-middle-of-summer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cubs-night-game.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cubs night game</image:title><image:caption>Nothing like a Cubs night game!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bike-ride.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bike ride</image:title><image:caption>Scenic bike ride.  Because we can.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/boat-tour.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boat tour</image:title><image:caption>Lake Michigan from a speedboat tour (composite that could have worked better...)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/up-waterfall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UP Waterfall</image:title><image:caption>The actual height of the waterfall is lost in the picture.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-12T03:46:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/08/10/operation-shakespeare-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/operation_shakespeare.jpg</image:loc><image:title>operation_shakespeare</image:title><image:caption>Probably not referencing one of Shakespeare's comedies...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-11T02:54:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/06/10/great-moments-in-dad-history-minecraft-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/minecraft-dad-land.png</image:loc><image:title>minecraft-dad-land</image:title><image:caption>We have found Minecraft heaven.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/minecraft-cameron.png</image:loc><image:title>minecraft-cameron</image:title><image:caption>I see you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/minecraft-palace.png</image:loc><image:title>minecraft palace</image:title><image:caption>We were not amused.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/minecraft-rainbow.png</image:loc><image:title>minecraft-rainbow</image:title><image:caption>Minecraft respects dads.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/minecraft-hut.png</image:loc><image:title>minecraft-hut</image:title><image:caption>On the third day he said, "let there be a hut."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/minecraft-house-2.png</image:loc><image:title>minecraft-house-2</image:title><image:caption>Dad strikes back!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/minecraft-house-1.png</image:loc><image:title>minecraft-house-1</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, it was his first try. Like we believe that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/minecraft-finger.png</image:loc><image:title>minecraft-finger</image:title><image:caption>What are you trying to say, Minecraft?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/minecraft-dad-frontpage.png</image:loc><image:title>minecraft-dad-frontpage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/minecraft-dad.png</image:loc><image:title>minecraft-dad</image:title><image:caption>That's right, #1.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-30T13:33:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/06/27/the-yard-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/the-yard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Yard</image:title><image:caption>It's somewhere between the street and the front door...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-27T15:04:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/06/25/i-got-your-inspiring-blogger-right-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/viba.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VIBA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/viba_coffee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VIBA_coffee</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-25T19:58:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/06/20/trump-vs-chicago-vs-mojofiction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/trump_chicago.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trump_Chicago</image:title><image:caption>Taken with my Samsung Sombrero Galaxy S25</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-20T13:19:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/06/04/who-watches-the-bird-watchers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/goose-lobby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goose lobby</image:title><image:caption>watch were you step on that carpet later...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-04T15:50:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/05/22/doorways-to-arkomo-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/doorways-to-arkomo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doorways-to-arkomo</image:title><image:caption>Doorways to Arkomo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-25T14:45:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/05/21/from-here-to-eternity-okay-from-here-to-dog-n-suds-but-it-felt-like-an-eternity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bike-trail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bike Trail</image:title><image:caption>Ah, nature.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-21T14:14:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/05/13/the-plantagenets-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/plantagenets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plantagenets</image:title><image:caption>It's good to be the king ... sometimes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-13T15:46:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/05/10/pictures-from-my-mom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/young_portrait.jpg</image:loc><image:title>young_portrail</image:title><image:caption>Why can't I take pictures like this?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/upper-peninsula.jpg</image:loc><image:title>upper peninsula</image:title><image:caption>Click to enlarge!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/mountain-goats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mountain goats</image:title><image:caption>Even wildlife poses for Mom.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/mom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mom</image:title><image:caption>That camera isn't the only thing in this picture that's a rebel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/kiddo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kiddo</image:title><image:caption>How did she get him to pose like this? He won't do it for me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/grandkids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grandkids</image:title><image:caption>Just another in-the-moment pic</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/fishb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fishb</image:title><image:caption>She said, "I want one to open its mouth." And one did...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/elephant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elephant</image:title><image:caption>Even baby elephants like a grandma.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dog</image:title><image:caption>A very old dog, but not too old to pose dramatically...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/cardinal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cardinal</image:title><image:caption>Ironically, this little guy is a Cubs fan.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-11T04:10:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/05/08/after-a-long-brutal-campaign-cub-scouts-end-season/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/scouts_app.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scouts_app</image:title><image:caption>We found this hidden app on our phone. Should we be concerned?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-08T14:03:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/05/01/1175/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/starbucks_oprah.jpg</image:loc><image:title>starbucks_oprah</image:title><image:caption>Simple math.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-05T00:45:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/04/09/to-infinity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/jupiter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jupiter</image:title><image:caption>Screenshot from Stellarium</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-05T00:45:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/03/03/mojofictions-1-super-awesome-youth-basketball-all-star-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/b-ball-court_small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b-ball court_small</image:title><image:caption>Actual basketball play for nine-year-olds</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-05T00:45:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/01/13/night-at-the-field-museum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sue1_frontpage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sue1_frontpage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/tarantula.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tarantula</image:title><image:caption>Look how excited he is!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cockroach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cockroach</image:title><image:caption>Run away!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sue2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sue2</image:title><image:caption>Welcome. Why don't you stay for dinner ... Bwahahahaha!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-05T00:44:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/12/23/and-on-the-8th-day-he-said-let-there-be-awards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/emmy_award_small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>emmy_award_small</image:title><image:caption>At least it's not a Grammy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/gq.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GQ</image:title><image:caption>It's obviously MojoFiction.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-05T00:44:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/10/15/nature-trail-of-doom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/time_travel_frontpage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>time_travel_frontpage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/star_wars_frontpage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star_wars_frontpage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/scouts_frontpage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scouts_frontpage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/scouts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scouts</image:title><image:caption>... and then, out of the darkness emerged a mysterious figure who made everyone eat broccoli with their dinner</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-05T00:44:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/the-legend-of-gerald-arthur-mcguinness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/the_legend_of_gerald_cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The_Legend_of_Gerald_cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-05T00:38:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/08/05/ill-take-the-blonde-a-chicago-crime-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/crime_story_frontpage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crime_story_frontpage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/crime_story.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crime_story</image:title><image:caption>A smoking cup of Joe</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-01T13:33:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/04/23/2312-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/2312.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2312</image:title><image:caption>Judge a book by its cover? Absolutely!  That's a sweet cover.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-23T14:56:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/07/24/disc-golf-hero/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tracy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tracy</image:title><image:caption>He didn't call it a disk? I'll be right there!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-09T14:20:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/03/17/the-full-chicago-sporting-event-experience/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wingspan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wingspan</image:title><image:caption>He has a ways to go.  But look at all that hair.  Beat that Joakim...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-17T15:24:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/03/14/on-turning-40/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/40.jpg</image:loc><image:title>40</image:title><image:caption>that's not good...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-14T13:24:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/03/10/secrets-in-stone-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/secrets_in_stone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>secrets_in_stone</image:title><image:caption>Cover image from the author's Smashwords page</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-10T14:44:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/03/05/the-queens-agent-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the_queens_agent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The_Queens_Agent</image:title><image:caption>And you thought CCTV was bad...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-05T15:29:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/07/29/william-shakespeares-star-wars-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/star_wars_frontpage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star_wars_frontpage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/star_wars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star_wars</image:title><image:caption>Tear this blog apart until you have found that book!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-03T15:28:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/01/27/a-toad-in-a-car/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/toad_car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toad_car</image:title><image:caption>We're not sure what to say about this...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pine_racer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pine_racer</image:title><image:caption>That better be a regulation pinewood McLaren</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pine_car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pine_car</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/birdhouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>birdhouse</image:title><image:caption>Grow some hands, loser.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-27T21:06:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/12/04/how-to-survive-the-holidays/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/holidays.jpg</image:loc><image:title>holidays</image:title><image:caption>We're so happy, we can't hear ourselves think.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-13T19:56:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2014/01/07/metra-train-service-reveals-top-secret-load-n-go-program/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/metra_chart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>metra_chart</image:title><image:caption>That's good service.  Most likely.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/metra_diagram.jpg</image:loc><image:title>metra_diagram</image:title><image:caption>Professionals in closed environment.  Do not try at home.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/trains.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trains</image:title><image:caption>Lock and load!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-07T17:07:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/11/25/chicago-in-a-glass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/delilahs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>delilahs</image:title><image:caption>It's not just a bar anymore, though you may smell like one...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T18:49:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/06/18/in-which-we-discover-time-travel-while-simultaneously-disproving-the-existence-of-time-and-therefore-proving-that-men-are-smarter-than-women/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/going_backwards1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>going_backwards</image:title><image:caption>This is going to be trippy...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-04T16:23:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/02/04/30/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-25T16:45:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/11/11/chicago-in-autumn-fun-probably/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bulls_benny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bulls_benny</image:title><image:caption>Benny the Bull seeks out Utah Jazz fans for destruction...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bean.png</image:loc><image:title>bean</image:title><image:caption>This is from Wikipedia. We're going to replace it as soon as we find out what we did with the pic we took just a few days ago.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bulls_levitate1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bulls_levitate</image:title><image:caption>It's a little windy up here...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bulls_view.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bulls_view</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-11T16:39:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/06/04/the-long-fathers-day-celebrating-all-things-dad-part-5/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/decoy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Father's Day Decoy</image:title><image:caption>I'll get to the housework later, honey.  I'm busy right now...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ice-cream_01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Father's Day Ice Cream</image:title><image:caption>Ghirardelli in Chicago!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/urinal_01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Father's Day Gift Urinal</image:title><image:caption>It's not a question of where to put it, but how many to put there</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ties_01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ties_01</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/television_01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>television_01</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cars_02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cars_02</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/call_01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Father's Day Phone Home</image:title><image:caption>It's the Mrs. on line 1!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-08T20:55:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/10/29/mojofiction-presents-erotica-for-sports-fans-aka-69-seconds-for-high-sticking-aka-50-yards-of-play/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/football.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Football</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, we know. But what other erotic fiction is this popular?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-29T16:34:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/10/28/maybe-alfred-hitchcock-was-on-to-something/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/hud.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HUD</image:title><image:caption>Today, The Birds would hack Google Earth to carry out their nefarious plans...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-28T16:00:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/10/21/tom-clancys-splinter-cell-blacklist-aftermath-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/punchcard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>punchcard</image:title><image:caption>He'll have those last 6 by the next chapter</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/splinter-cell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>splinter cell</image:title><image:caption>The award for longest book title goes to...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-21T17:33:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/10/17/the-black-box-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/the_black_box.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The_Black_Box</image:title><image:caption>Harry Bosch says hi</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-17T16:32:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/10/14/breaking-news-dont-go-into-the-office-we-mean-our-office-not-yours/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/outer_office.jpg</image:loc><image:title>outer_office</image:title><image:caption>Finally, my very own office fort!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/inner_office.jpg</image:loc><image:title>inner_office</image:title><image:caption>Never seen Bieber from this angle...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cyber_defender.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cyber_defender</image:title><image:caption>a Sontaran might have been better.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-14T13:41:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/10/07/dog-perro/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/spanish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spanish</image:title><image:caption>I could have used this book about 30 years ago...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-07T14:16:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/07/11/norman-rockwell-where-art-thou/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/chicago-rain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chicago Rain</image:title><image:caption>Not exactly Rockwell, but you get the idea...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T19:59:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/09/30/a-chain-of-thunder-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/chain_of_thunder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chain_of_thunder</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T16:05:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/09/23/mojofiction-vs-zombies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/run_for_your_lives.jpg</image:loc><image:title>run_for_your_lives</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, we're a ninja.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-23T15:46:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/04/29/spartan-race-wrap-up-rest-in-pea-oops-we-made-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/spartan_finish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spartan_finish</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-23T15:46:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/04/24/spartan-race-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-cheeseburger-sliders/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/spartan_sprint.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spartan_sprint</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-23T15:45:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/09/16/chicago-bears-try-to-go-1-1-end-up-2-0-after-global-protests-ruling-on-the-field-stands/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/standings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>standings</image:title><image:caption>According to FOX...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/truck_flip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>truck_flip</image:title><image:caption>Original raw movie footage, before post-production magic</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bears.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bears</image:title><image:caption>Satellite image reveals hidden message in stadium turf. Is it a message to their alien masters? We may never know...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-16T14:43:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/09/11/everything-i-needed-to-know-i-learned-from-playing-video-games-until-4-in-the-morning-and-dont-try-and-tell-me-it-wasnt-worth-it-because-i-turned-out-perfectly-normal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/desk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>desk</image:title><image:caption>The 4th "R" is Resident Evil</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-11T13:49:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/08/29/the-telltale-toilet-and-other-labor-day-tales/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/commode.jpg</image:loc><image:title>commode</image:title><image:caption>What exactly came from below ... we're not saying</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-30T01:54:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/08/22/whisky-revealed-as-the-real-42-how-scotch-saved-the-universe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bottle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bottle</image:title><image:caption>Answer life's questions responsibly...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/scotch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scotch</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-22T20:05:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/08/16/starship-troopers-flies-once-more-unto-the-breach-a-rifftrax-event-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/starship_troopers2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>starship_troopers</image:title><image:caption>Good show old boy!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-28T13:34:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/08/13/a-little-distraction-for-your-busy-work-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/buttons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BUTTONS</image:title><image:caption>Hint: it's not C</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-13T16:30:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/08/09/the-house-of-silk-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/the_house_of_silk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the_house_of_silk</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-09T20:03:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/04/02/a-blaze-of-glory-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/a_blaze_of_glory.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A_Blaze_Of_Glory</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-29T13:31:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/04/09/revenge-of-the-fantasy-novel-part-2-the-revenge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/fantasy_fight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fantasy_fight</image:title><image:caption>My six brothers will avenge me!  ...In several years!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-29T13:30:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/05/14/murder-of-the-century-a-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/murder-of-the-century.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Murder of the Century</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-29T13:30:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/07/15/st-louis-cardinals-fans-unleash-master-plan-vs-cubs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cubs-cardinals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cubs-Cardinals</image:title><image:caption>High-tech photographic devices show the culprits</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cardinal_fan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cardinal_fan</image:title><image:caption>Crouching Tiger, Hidden Cardinal</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-24T23:40:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/07/08/thank-you-for-calling-the-thought-police-are-standing-by/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-08T20:53:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/07/01/the-girl-from-i-t-a-love-story/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-01T21:16:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/06/25/whisky-magazine-scores-one-for-the-printed-word/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/11000286-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11000286-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/strain_cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>strain_cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T18:50:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/06/03/the-long-fathers-day-celebrating-all-things-dad-part-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/fathers_da.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fathers_da</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-03T16:31:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/05/31/the-long-fathers-day-celebrating-all-things-dad-part-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/wisdom-of-grandpa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wisdom of Grandpa</image:title><image:caption>"And that's how I invented pancakes..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-31T20:47:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/05/30/the-long-fathers-day-celebrating-all-things-dad-part-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/devils_lake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devil's_lake</image:title><image:caption>From the official MojoFiction files!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-30T20:54:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/05/29/the-long-fathers-day-celebrating-all-things-dad-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/1_dad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1_dad</image:title><image:caption>Steel Engraved!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-30T02:48:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/05/06/the-dad-files-episode-viii-the-offspring-strikes-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/golf_win.jpg</image:loc><image:title>golf_win</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-28T14:12:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/05/18/so-he-didnt-propose-the-real-reasons-exposed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/to_the_mall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>to_the_mall</image:title><image:caption>She accepts!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-28T14:12:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/05/28/the-memorial-day-that-was/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/flag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flag</image:title><image:caption>The freedom to sue each other for $100,000</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-28T14:11:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/05/16/emasculation-station-should-an-author-attend-a-book-club-full-of-pregnant-women/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/capital_idea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>capital_idea</image:title><image:caption>Capital Idea Old Chum</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/book_club.jpg</image:loc><image:title>book_club</image:title><image:caption>DO talk about book club (just don't tell anyone you did)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-16T18:45:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/05/08/the-power-washer-symbol-of-manliness-since-the-invention-of-the-patio/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/power_washer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>power_washer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-13T20:39:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/03/25/just-what-are-todays-kids-thinking-anyway-and-should-we-have-asked/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/apollo_11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Apollo_11</image:title><image:caption>Who are we to argue with good storytelling?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/talked_to_dad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>talked_to_dad</image:title><image:caption>I should have listened to Mom.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-29T15:27:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/03/13/and-now-2-we-have-no-shame/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/facepalm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>facepalm</image:title><image:caption>Borrowed from the internet. We're assuming no infringement...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-23T02:40:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/04/19/time-should-have-called-it-one-hundred-and-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/time_office.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TIME Offices</image:title><image:caption>Now to find out who didn't vote for us.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/101.jpg</image:loc><image:title>101</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-19T17:04:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/04/18/a-funny-thing-happened-on-the-way-to-chicago-a-reflection-on-film-music/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/film_music.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Film Music</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-18T16:51:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/04/04/450/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/roger_ebert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roger_ebert</image:title><image:caption>Ticket to the ultimate movie...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-04T23:48:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/04/01/opening-day-let-baseball-commence-for-six-months/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/baseball2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baseball</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-01T19:08:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/03/18/redneck-with-a-lightsaber/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hunter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hunter</image:title><image:caption>This is wrong. A real hunter would be holding a beer to go with that shotgun.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/luke_hat2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jedi with a hat</image:title><image:caption>There is a disturbance in the boot-scoot...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sabres.jpg</image:loc><image:title>redneck lightsaber</image:title><image:caption>This is our only flannel shirt.  Honest!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-26T02:15:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/03/11/a-brief-encounter-with-douglas-adams/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/42.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Douglas Adams</image:title><image:caption>There should be a dolphin, but I don't have one.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-11T20:10:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/03/07/the-grandparent-deflector/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/invitation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>invitation</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/business_card_front1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>business_card_front</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/business_card_back1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>business_card_back</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-07T22:13:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/03/04/a-sense-of-place/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/nephew.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nephew</image:title><image:caption>WHAP!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/domination.jpg</image:loc><image:title>domination</image:title><image:caption>Domination!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/prairie_dogs_01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prairie_dogs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/rocky_mtn_natl_park.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rocky Mountains</image:title><image:caption>Rocky Mountain National Park, CO</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kiddo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kiddo</image:title><image:caption>MojoFiction's very own son at Canyon Falls (several years ago)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/colorado_headliner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Colorado_headliner</image:title><image:caption>Colorado Rocky Mountains</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/chicago.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chicago</image:title><image:caption>Chicago!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/canyon_falls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Canyon_Falls</image:title><image:caption>Canyon Falls, MI (Upper Peninsula)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bristlecones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bristlecones</image:title><image:caption>Bristlecone Pines, Mt. Evans, CO</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/boulder_falls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boulder_Falls</image:title><image:caption>Boulder Falls, Boulder CO</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-05T01:39:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/02/27/mojofiction-presents-free-stuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/free.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Free Stuff</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-28T03:34:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/02/25/video-games-will-keep-us-together-epic-texas-sized-family-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/gaming.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Video Games</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/waterfall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waterfall</image:title><image:caption>Waterfall at Colorado Bend</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-25T21:44:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/02/11/on-lifes-purpose/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/on_life.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Life's Purpose</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-17T21:11:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/02/16/npr-and-why-radio-is-still-great-in-case-you-didnt-know/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/radio_mic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NPR</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-16T14:49:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/02/04/head-over-heels-and-this-years-oscar-nominated-animated-shorts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/film_stock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Head Over Heels</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-14T18:29:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/02/07/ah-children-ness-or-darn-you-doctor-who/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mojofiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/spending1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spending mondy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-12T02:47:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com/2013/02/06/encouraging-writing/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-07T20:46:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mojofiction.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2026-02-26T23:32:58+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
